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Look, I know I'm the worst. Still, voice messages are great when you need to explain something complicated or just can't be bothered typing. 3 stars, but only because I'm a hypocrite.

Definitely an acquired taste

Glitter makes everything better even though it's messy

Looked it up and an average portion of fish and chips has around 800-1000 calories plus loads of saturated fat and salt. Tastes amazing but is it worth the risk of a heart attack?

On the way out a guy walked up to me with a box of souvenirs and said 'special price, my friend'. I didn't even want anything but I still ended up buying a glow in the dark Eiffel tower ring. It broke in two pieces five minutes later.

Took my girlfriend to the Eiffel Tower at sunset. She got really quiet and started smiling in that way that made me panic. Realised too late she thought I was about to propose. I wasn't. We broke up soon after. Nice view, though.

She ended a 3 year relationship with a 3 minute voice message, most of which was just her sighing and saying 'I don't know'. That was it.

Sorry, but there's no excuse for putting fruit on pizza.

Pizza with pineapple is the Nickelback of food